Tuesday, March 25, 2014

45 Hilarious Condom Slogans

Here are 45  hilarious "Use a CONDOM" Slogans. 
Note: some of these hilarious slogans are NSFW

1 - A crank with armor will never harm her
2 - No glove, no love!
3 - Don't be a punk, cover your junk
4 - Cover with a bag before you shag
5 - Don’t be silly wrap your willy
6 - Before you schwing wrap up that thing
7 - Cover your stump before you hump
8 - Don't be cranky cover your wanky
9 - When in doubt, shroud your spout
10 - Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
11-  Use your scruple, wrap up your pupil
12- before you bone, dress the throne
13 - You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong
14 - If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it
15 - If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
16 - If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
17 - It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
18 - If you go into heat, package your meat
19 - While you’re undressing venus, dress up your penis
20 - Especially in December, gift wrap your member
21- Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
22 - Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
23- The right selection will protect your erection
24 - Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
25 - follow the code, contain your load
26 - If you wanna please her, don't disease her
27 - Unless you want a kid, put on a lid
28 - Don’t do a thang until you wrap your wang
29 - Wrap it in latex or she’ll get your paychecks
30 - Be cleaner, cover your weiner
31 - Before you do your lickin wrap your chicken
32 - Don’t be a noodle wrap your doodle
33 - Don't be a waif, rubbers are safe
34 - Before you heehee cover your peepee
35 - Make sure he has them, before you gasm
36 - Don't just bang..cover your wang
37 - It doesn't take a genius to cover your penis
38 - Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
39 - Cloak the joker before you poke her
40 - Cover your rocko before stuffing her taco
41 - Canvas that trailer before you nail her
42 - When it starts to bloat, put on a raincoat
43 - Cover your pole before entering her hole
44 - Wrap up your pin before sticking it in
45 - Canvas your dome before sliding home

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