Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Lady Calls Cops to Complain About Bad Weed

Most people would think twice about calling police when doing something illegal. Most people, but apparently not all. Police in Angelina County Texas have arrested a woman after she contacted them to make a complaint over the poor quality of the marijuana she had purchased from a drug dealer. Lufkin police said Monday that an officer visited the residence of 37-year-old woman to investigate her complaint that a pot dealer declined to give back her money after she disputed that the weed was poor quality. Authorities claim she drew the tiny amount of marijuana from her bra when the police officer requested if she still had it. She was arrested Friday on a charge of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

10 Things a Guy Should Never Say on a First Date

"Can I bring my mom?"
Mama Boys = Drama Boys

Using the words: "sl*t, bitch, whore, c*nt"

"I love you"

"I'm a nice guy"

"I'm an asshole"

"Women should never...(fill in the blank)"

"I just want something casual right now"

"I hate using condoms"

"I've never actually finished a book"

"All my ex-girlfriends are crazy"

"There is no way I would ever pay child support"

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Funny News - Amazon's New "Fire TV" Shares Name With Porn Site

Oops! Someone searching online for info about Amazon's brand-new "Fire TV"  might be in for a bit of a surprise. CNBC is reporting that Amazon's new online video media streaming and gaming-set box device shares a name with an online porn website. On Wednesday Amazon revealed its own "Fire TV" in an effort to capture a spot in our living rooms offer its own content services. Users who enter the NSFW website firetv.com into their browsers might get something very different as firetv.com  is actually the home of an on-demand pornography service. The porn website, which is officially named "Fyre TV", apparently bought the firetv.com domain and has been around since 2008. Paid members can easily stream explicit XXX content straight to their TVs through Roku along with other 3rd party set-top boxes. It's quite an uncomfortable circumstance for Amazon, as the term "amazon" itself could take on a whole new meaning on the alternate sight.