Wednesday, October 1, 2014

11 Examples of Why Youtube Trolls Are Scum

Youtube: A place where ignorant people can say whatever they want in comments from the comfort and safety behind their laptops without having the repercussions of getting punched in the face. It's called trolling and there is no shortage of it on Youtube. 
Here are some examples of how time and time again, Youtube is proven to be the Trailer Park of the internet. 
Misogynists? Youtube has it! Homophobes? Youtube has it! Racists? Youtube has it! 
Idiotic hornballs? Youtube has it!
Youtube has it all! 

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

News Anchor Quits On The Air

Alaskan news reporter Charlo Greene quits on live TV after revealing she was the founder of the AK Cannabis Club. She also drops the F-Bomb and says "f##k it. I quit"

Monday, September 22, 2014

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Lady Calls Cops to Complain About Bad Weed

Most people would think twice about calling police when doing something illegal. Most people, but apparently not all. Police in Angelina County Texas have arrested a woman after she contacted them to make a complaint over the poor quality of the marijuana she had purchased from a drug dealer. Lufkin police said Monday that an officer visited the residence of 37-year-old woman to investigate her complaint that a pot dealer declined to give back her money after she disputed that the weed was poor quality. Authorities claim she drew the tiny amount of marijuana from her bra when the police officer requested if she still had it. She was arrested Friday on a charge of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

10 Things a Guy Should Never Say on a First Date

"Can I bring my mom?"
Mama Boys = Drama Boys

Using the words: "sl*t, bitch, whore, c*nt"

"I love you"

"I'm a nice guy"

"I'm an asshole"

"Women should never...(fill in the blank)"

"I just want something casual right now"

"I hate using condoms"

"I've never actually finished a book"

"All my ex-girlfriends are crazy"

"There is no way I would ever pay child support"

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Funny News - Amazon's New "Fire TV" Shares Name With Porn Site

Oops! Someone searching online for info about Amazon's brand-new "Fire TV"  might be in for a bit of a surprise. CNBC is reporting that Amazon's new online video media streaming and gaming-set box device shares a name with an online porn website. On Wednesday Amazon revealed its own "Fire TV" in an effort to capture a spot in our living rooms offer its own content services. Users who enter the NSFW website into their browsers might get something very different as  is actually the home of an on-demand pornography service. The porn website, which is officially named "Fyre TV", apparently bought the domain and has been around since 2008. Paid members can easily stream explicit XXX content straight to their TVs through Roku along with other 3rd party set-top boxes. It's quite an uncomfortable circumstance for Amazon, as the term "amazon" itself could take on a whole new meaning on the alternate sight. 

Sunday, March 30, 2014

College Course in "Miley Cyrus"

How about an easy "A" in college "Twerking 101"..?? It's happening folks!  Scholars registered at Skidmore College in upstate NY, are likely to be twerking for their study credits this summer season . The college has reported it’ will be incorporating “The Sociology of Miley Cyrus : Race , Class , Gender and Media” to its directory of  course studies. Based on the School webpage , the students are going to analyze primary matters of internationalization, considering the interplay among race, class, and also gender, along with a take on feminist analysis of mass media and sociology of media in regards to the Miley “problem.” Miley is the newest musical artist to be the focal point of a college or university course , Rutgers University currently provides a course on Beyonce not to mention college students who enroll in Georgetown may take a course on Jay-Z . Meanwhile, we're holding out for a course in Beiber Bottle throwing.

Man Arrested For Trying to Sneak Weed Into Senate

A man actually tried to sneak weed into the Senate Gallery. US Capitol Police in DC say 32 yr old Sherman Edwards Jr was arrested Thursday afternoon after the pot was found during a routine search. Visitors to the Senate have to go through metal detectors and have their belongings searched to get inside. Police say officers found a "green leafy substance" that later tested positive for marijuana. Edwards has been charged with possession of both marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Hang in there stoner, weed will probably be legal soon. 

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

45 Hilarious Condom Slogans

Here are 45  hilarious "Use a CONDOM" Slogans. 
Note: some of these hilarious slogans are NSFW

1 - A crank with armor will never harm her
2 - No glove, no love!
3 - Don't be a punk, cover your junk
4 - Cover with a bag before you shag
5 - Don’t be silly wrap your willy
6 - Before you schwing wrap up that thing
7 - Cover your stump before you hump
8 - Don't be cranky cover your wanky
9 - When in doubt, shroud your spout
10 - Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
11-  Use your scruple, wrap up your pupil
12- before you bone, dress the throne
13 - You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong
14 - If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it
15 - If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
16 - If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
17 - It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
18 - If you go into heat, package your meat
19 - While you’re undressing venus, dress up your penis
20 - Especially in December, gift wrap your member
21- Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
22 - Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
23- The right selection will protect your erection
24 - Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
25 - follow the code, contain your load
26 - If you wanna please her, don't disease her
27 - Unless you want a kid, put on a lid
28 - Don’t do a thang until you wrap your wang
29 - Wrap it in latex or she’ll get your paychecks
30 - Be cleaner, cover your weiner
31 - Before you do your lickin wrap your chicken
32 - Don’t be a noodle wrap your doodle
33 - Don't be a waif, rubbers are safe
34 - Before you heehee cover your peepee
35 - Make sure he has them, before you gasm
36 - Don't just bang..cover your wang
37 - It doesn't take a genius to cover your penis
38 - Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
39 - Cloak the joker before you poke her
40 - Cover your rocko before stuffing her taco
41 - Canvas that trailer before you nail her
42 - When it starts to bloat, put on a raincoat
43 - Cover your pole before entering her hole
44 - Wrap up your pin before sticking it in
45 - Canvas your dome before sliding home

Monday, March 24, 2014

Youtube is the "Trailer Park" of the Internet

Here are just a few examples of why Youtube is considered the "trailor park" of the internet. Scrolling through the comments you will find so many trolls firing off as many offensive things they can possibly say. Nothing is off limit - racism, homophobia, misogyny, overweight people, drunk girls. The examples below are just a few examples of how low the trolls can go on Youtube.