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Monday, March 17, 2014

5 Funny Celebrities Tweets About Today's Earthquake

Emile Hirsch

A lot of guys in LA just got credit for being much better in the sack than they deserve credit for. #earthquake
— Emile Hirsch (@EmileHirsch) March 17, 2014

Dane Cook

That earthquake caused a entire row of Oreo's to fall into my mouth.
— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) March 17, 2014

Jimmy Kimmel

here's how it goes now..."oh my God, earthquake...where's my phone? I have to tweet!"
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) March 17, 2014

Zach Braff

Sorry LA, that was me. I farted.
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) March 17, 2014

Arsenio Hall

I think my Shamrocks are shaking Ho! 6:25 #4.4 http://t.co/uGvB7hseL6
— Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioHall) March 17, 2014

Howie Mandel

I dvrd the quake so I'm just feeling it now
— Howie Mandel (@howiemandel) March 17, 2014

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

5 Ways to Get Out of Eating Food You Don't Like at Dinner

It happens to everyone sooner or later. You are a dinner guest at someones house.. it could be a relative, in laws, friends or peers. They have prepared food for you. Some of it might even be a special recipe. You are hungry. They pump up how GOOD this food is and how everyone LOVES it.. but when you try it.. you don't like it. Or perhaps they have prepared a specific dish with ingredients or spices that you simply don't like - spinach, curry, rosemary, jalapeno peppers, etc. What do you do? You only have a few options

1 - The most polite thing to do is to force feed yourself and stick it out. You don't want to be rude and even though you might not like what you're eating, you just force it down like bad medicine. This is the right thing to do but sometimes people hate certain ingredients SO much that it makes them gag.

2 - Chew it but then spit it out into the napkins. Yeah, you're probably going to get caught and there is only so much you can fit into that napkin. Plus if it's not disposable... what are you going to do with that napkin.

3- Fill up on side dishes. Fill up on the rice. Fill up on the mash potatoes. Fill up on veggies. Eat a very minimal amount of the main dish. It will look like you ate more than you actually did.

4 - Plead sickness. ie "I'm not hungry".. or "my stomach is bother me for some reason" .. now BE SURE you say this BEFORE they serve the food because you don't want to imply that their food made you sick.

5- Put it in your pockets, take it to the bathroom and flush it down the toilet. You need to be really sneaky about this. Nobody can see you stuffing the food in your pockets. If they you get caught, you're going to have a really difficult time explaining yourself. If you are
able to pull this off without anyone noticing, find a good time to excuse yourself and make a b-line to the b-room. Then you need to break up the food so that you don't stuff up the toilet. If you stuff up the toilet with the food that you supposedly "ate"... yeah that's the worst thing that could possibly happen.

TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO:
1- FEED IT TO THE DOG
2- SEE GIF BELOW