Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Monday, September 22, 2014
12 Funny "Back in My Day" Memes
You MIGHT be getting old if you catch yourself quoting any of these "back in my day" memes!
Thursday, April 3, 2014
10 Things a Guy Should Never Say on a First Date
"Can I bring my mom?"
Mama Boys = Drama Boys
Using the words: "sl*t, bitch, whore, c*nt"
"I love you"
"I'm a nice guy"
"I'm an asshole"
"Women should never...(fill in the blank)"
"I just want something casual right now"
"I hate using condoms"
"I've never actually finished a book"
"All my ex-girlfriends are crazy"
"There is no way I would ever pay child support"
"There is no way I would ever pay child support"
Friday, March 7, 2014
10 Funny Gifs to Get In The Mood For Summer!
Winter is almost over. We've been pounded this winter season by relentless ongoing snow storms and sub-zero temperatures accompanied by polar vortex's. From the north to midwest to the deep deep south, everyone got hit at some point over this past winter. So who is ready for summer?
Well, we have some good news.. ONLY 12 DAYS LEFT UNTIL SPRING!
WOOT!
Here are Ten hilarious Summer-Funny/Ridiculous Win/Fail Gifs to get in the mood for some warmer weather!
Well, we have some good news.. ONLY 12 DAYS LEFT UNTIL SPRING!
WOOT!
Here are Ten hilarious Summer-Funny/Ridiculous Win/Fail Gifs to get in the mood for some warmer weather!
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
5 Ways to Get Out of Eating Food You Don't Like at Dinner
It happens to everyone sooner or later. You are a dinner guest at someones house.. it could be a relative, in laws, friends or peers. They have prepared food for you. Some of it might even be a special recipe. You are hungry. They pump up how GOOD this food is and how everyone LOVES it.. but when you try it.. you don't like it. Or perhaps they have prepared a specific dish with ingredients or spices that you simply don't like - spinach, curry, rosemary, jalapeno peppers, etc. What do you do? You only have a few options
1 - The most polite thing to do is to force feed yourself and stick it out. You don't want to be rude and even though you might not like what you're eating, you just force it down like bad medicine. This is the right thing to do but sometimes people hate certain ingredients SO much that it makes them gag.
2 - Chew it but then spit it out into the napkins. Yeah, you're probably going to get caught and there is only so much you can fit into that napkin. Plus if it's not disposable... what are you going to do with that napkin.
3- Fill up on side dishes. Fill up on the rice. Fill up on the mash potatoes. Fill up on veggies. Eat a very minimal amount of the main dish. It will look like you ate more than you actually did.
4 - Plead sickness. ie "I'm not hungry".. or "my stomach is bother me for some reason" .. now BE SURE you say this BEFORE they serve the food because you don't want to imply that their food made you sick.
5- Put it in your pockets, take it to the bathroom and flush it down the toilet. You need to be really sneaky about this. Nobody can see you stuffing the food in your pockets. If they you get caught, you're going to have a really difficult time explaining yourself. If you are
able to pull this off without anyone noticing, find a good time to excuse yourself and make a b-line to the b-room. Then you need to break up the food so that you don't stuff up the toilet. If you stuff up the toilet with the food that you supposedly "ate"... yeah that's the worst thing that could possibly happen.
TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO:
1- FEED IT TO THE DOG
2- SEE GIF BELOW
1 - The most polite thing to do is to force feed yourself and stick it out. You don't want to be rude and even though you might not like what you're eating, you just force it down like bad medicine. This is the right thing to do but sometimes people hate certain ingredients SO much that it makes them gag.
2 - Chew it but then spit it out into the napkins. Yeah, you're probably going to get caught and there is only so much you can fit into that napkin. Plus if it's not disposable... what are you going to do with that napkin.
3- Fill up on side dishes. Fill up on the rice. Fill up on the mash potatoes. Fill up on veggies. Eat a very minimal amount of the main dish. It will look like you ate more than you actually did.
4 - Plead sickness. ie "I'm not hungry".. or "my stomach is bother me for some reason" .. now BE SURE you say this BEFORE they serve the food because you don't want to imply that their food made you sick.
5- Put it in your pockets, take it to the bathroom and flush it down the toilet. You need to be really sneaky about this. Nobody can see you stuffing the food in your pockets. If they you get caught, you're going to have a really difficult time explaining yourself. If you are
able to pull this off without anyone noticing, find a good time to excuse yourself and make a b-line to the b-room. Then you need to break up the food so that you don't stuff up the toilet. If you stuff up the toilet with the food that you supposedly "ate"... yeah that's the worst thing that could possibly happen.
TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO:
1- FEED IT TO THE DOG
2- SEE GIF BELOW
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
Never Do This!
If you are going this crazy stunt to do it, be ready to get hurt. Also, don't wear a silly hat... wear a flippin' helmet! You could crash into the wall and crack open your head. I put this up on the list of things not to try at home. Save this kind of stuff for the theme parks.. you know.. those places where you go and are somewhat safe to ride on?
But this does make for a pretty funny fail gif. Never a shortage of those!
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Friday, February 21, 2014
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Funny Comeback to Insult
Somebody insult you? Don't take that crap! This is a great comeback.
I would insult you back but Mother Natures has already done such a fine job, I just couldn't compete.
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Camera falls from airplane and lands in pig pen..WTF
Apparently this GoPro camera fell out of a plane when it was dropped by a skydiver and it landed in the backyard of a farm with pigs. Not sure how the camera survived but it's kind of funny to see the pig try to eat it.
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
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Monday, February 10, 2014
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