Showing posts with label funny blogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny blogs. Show all posts

Thursday, April 3, 2014

10 Things a Guy Should Never Say on a First Date

"Can I bring my mom?"
Mama Boys = Drama Boys

Using the words: "sl*t, bitch, whore, c*nt"

"I love you"


"I'm a nice guy"


"I'm an asshole"


"Women should never...(fill in the blank)"


"I just want something casual right now"


"I hate using condoms"


"I've never actually finished a book"



"All my ex-girlfriends are crazy"


"There is no way I would ever pay child support"



Sunday, March 30, 2014

Man Arrested For Trying to Sneak Weed Into Senate

A man actually tried to sneak weed into the Senate Gallery. US Capitol Police in DC say 32 yr old Sherman Edwards Jr was arrested Thursday afternoon after the pot was found during a routine search. Visitors to the Senate have to go through metal detectors and have their belongings searched to get inside. Police say officers found a "green leafy substance" that later tested positive for marijuana. Edwards has been charged with possession of both marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Hang in there stoner, weed will probably be legal soon. 



Saturday, January 25, 2014

Justin Bieber Arrest Memes

The media and social networks had a freakin field day this week making fun of Justin Bieber's DUI arrest. Here are some of the funniest memes, reactions and gifs being shared and circulated on the web. 

For some reason, everyone is putting Biebers face next to Miley Cyrus. I'm not sure why because last time I checked, Miley wasn't getting arrested, throwing eggs, spitting on fans and vandalizing property but whatever. Here is another one...


It will probably give me nightmares. LMAO 

This one was amusing too....


There were many tweets that went out making jokes including celebrities. Two weeks ago there was some backlash against the CW's cult TV show "Supernatural" in response to a tweet sent out by Jared Padalecki. 

The tweet was said to be a joke posted by
Padalecki after the Biebs LA home was raided by authorities who were investigating the pop star for allegedly throwing eggs at a neighbors property . In the process of the raid, Biebers buddy Lil Za was arrested for having narcotics on the premises.   Regardless, JB fans were not happy with the tweet and called for a boycott on the tv show.  Unfortunately for Beliebers, it didn't work out so well. 



On the day of Bieber's arrest, the Supernatural star posted this hilarious tweet: 


OUCH


The Biebs has done commercials for proactive and this was pretty funny

 Many people were tweeting this picture saying this was a photo of him being pulled over by police. LOL

Orange is the NEW BIEBS.. 




My Little Pony Kicks Spidermans Ass




This is completely plausible. Those ponies are not to be messed with.