Lady Calls Cops to Complain About Bad Weed

Most people would think twice about calling police when doing something illegal. Most people, but apparently not all. Police in Angelina County Texas have arrested a woman after she contacted them to make a complaint over the poor quality of the marijuana she had purchased from a drug dealer. Lufkin police said Monday that an officer visited the residence of 37-year-old woman to investigate her complaint that a pot dealer declined to give back her money after she disputed that the weed was poor quality. Authorities claim she drew the tiny amount of marijuana from her bra when the police officer requested if she still had it. She was arrested Friday on a charge of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Funny News - Amazon's New "Fire TV" Shares Name With Porn Site

Oops! Someone searching online for info about Amazon's brand-new "Fire TV"  might be in for a bit of a surprise. CNBC is reporting that Amazon's new online video media streaming and gaming-set box device shares a name with an online porn website. On Wednesday Amazon revealed its own "Fire TV" in an effort to capture a spot in our living rooms offer its own content services. Users who enter the NSFW website firetv.com into their browsers might get something very different as firetv.com  is actually the home of an on-demand pornography service. The porn website, which is officially named "Fyre TV", apparently bought the firetv.com domain and has been around since 2008. Paid members can easily stream explicit XXX content straight to their TVs through Roku along with other 3rd party set-top boxes. It's quite an uncomfortable circumstance for Amazon, as the term "amazon" itself could take on a whole new meaning on the alternate sight. 

Man Arrested For Trying to Sneak Weed Into Senate

A man actually tried to sneak weed into the Senate Gallery. US Capitol Police in DC say 32 yr old Sherman Edwards Jr was arrested Thursday afternoon after the pot was found during a routine search. Visitors to the Senate have to go through metal detectors and have their belongings searched to get inside. Police say officers found a "green leafy substance" that later tested positive for marijuana. Edwards has been charged with possession of both marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Hang in there stoner, weed will probably be legal soon. 

45 Hilarious Condom Slogans

Here are 45  hilarious "Use a CONDOM" Slogans. 
Note: some of these hilarious slogans are NSFW

1 - A crank with armor will never harm her
2 - No glove, no love!
3 - Don't be a punk, cover your junk
4 - Cover with a bag before you shag
5 - Don’t be silly wrap your willy
6 - Before you schwing wrap up that thing
7 - Cover your stump before you hump
8 - Don't be cranky cover your wanky
9 - When in doubt, shroud your spout
10 - Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
11-  Use your scruple, wrap up your pupil
12- before you bone, dress the throne
13 - You can’t go wrong if you shield your dong
14 - If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it
15 - If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
16 - If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
17 - It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
18 - If you go into heat, package your meat
19 - While you’re undressing venus, dress up your penis
20 - Especially in December, gift wrap your member
21- Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
22 - Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
23- The right selection will protect your erection
24 - Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
25 - follow the code, contain your load
26 - If you wanna please her, don't disease her
27 - Unless you want a kid, put on a lid
28 - Don’t do a thang until you wrap your wang
29 - Wrap it in latex or she’ll get your paychecks
30 - Be cleaner, cover your weiner
31 - Before you do your lickin wrap your chicken
32 - Don’t be a noodle wrap your doodle
33 - Don't be a waif, rubbers are safe
34 - Before you heehee cover your peepee
35 - Make sure he has them, before you gasm
36 - Don't just bang..cover your wang
37 - It doesn't take a genius to cover your penis
38 - Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
39 - Cloak the joker before you poke her
40 - Cover your rocko before stuffing her taco
41 - Canvas that trailer before you nail her
42 - When it starts to bloat, put on a raincoat
43 - Cover your pole before entering her hole
44 - Wrap up your pin before sticking it in
45 - Canvas your dome before sliding home

Never Do This!

If you are going this crazy stunt to do it, be ready to get hurt. Also, don't wear a silly hat... wear a flippin' helmet! You could crash into the wall and crack open your head. I put this up on the list of things not to try at home. Save this kind of stuff for the theme parks.. you know.. those places where you go and are somewhat safe to ride on?

But this does make for a pretty funny fail gif. Never a shortage of those! 

Funny Snappy Comeback

Treadmill Fail

Awkward Meme

Funny Bathroom Sign

Moonwalk Fail

Funny Comeback Quote 1

"Sometimes I wonder if your butt is jealous of all the poo that comes out of your mouth"

Fail Gif

Baby No Bubblebath!

Funny Quote

Delete Flappy Bird?

It came and went so quickly.. well  I guess it's gone for good. Bye "Flappy Bird"

FUNNY COMMERCIAL SPOOF

Justin Bieber Arrest Memes

The media and social networks had a freakin field day this week making fun of Justin Bieber's DUI arrest. Here are some of the funniest memes, reactions and gifs being shared and circulated on the web. 

For some reason, everyone is putting Biebers face next to Miley Cyrus. I'm not sure why because last time I checked, Miley wasn't getting arrested, throwing eggs, spitting on fans and vandalizing property but whatever. Here is another one...

It will probably give me nightmares. LMAO 

This one was amusing too....

There were many tweets that went out making jokes including celebrities. Two weeks ago there was some backlash against the CW's cult TV show "Supernatural" in response to a tweet sent out by Jared Padalecki. 

The tweet was said to be a joke posted by

Padalecki after the Biebs LA home was raided by authorities who were investigating the pop star for allegedly throwing eggs at a neighbors property . In the process of the raid, Biebers buddy Lil Za was arrested for having narcotics on the premises.   Regardless, JB fans were not happy with the tweet and called for a boycott on the tv show.  Unfortunately for Beliebers, it didn't work out so well. 

On the day of Bieber's arrest, the Supernatural star posted this hilarious tweet: 

OUCH

The Biebs has done commercials for proactive and this was pretty funny

 Many people were tweeting this picture saying this was a photo of him being pulled over by police. LOL

Orange is the NEW BIEBS.. 

My Little Pony Kicks Spidermans Ass

This is completely plausible. Those ponies are not to be messed with. 

Funny Cat Meme

Social Media Explained