Lady Calls Cops to Complain About Bad Weed

Most people would think twice about calling police when doing something illegal. Most people, but apparently not all. Police in Angelina County Texas have arrested a woman after she contacted them to make a complaint over the poor quality of the marijuana she had purchased from a drug dealer. Lufkin police said Monday that an officer visited the residence of 37-year-old woman to investigate her complaint that a pot dealer declined to give back her money after she disputed that the weed was poor quality. Authorities claim she drew the tiny amount of marijuana from her bra when the police officer requested if she still had it. She was arrested Friday on a charge of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Funny News - Amazon's New "Fire TV" Shares Name With Porn Site

Oops! Someone searching online for info about Amazon's brand-new "Fire TV"  might be in for a bit of a surprise. CNBC is reporting that Amazon's new online video media streaming and gaming-set box device shares a name with an online porn website. On Wednesday Amazon revealed its own "Fire TV" in an effort to capture a spot in our living rooms offer its own content services. Users who enter the NSFW website firetv.com into their browsers might get something very different as firetv.com  is actually the home of an on-demand pornography service. The porn website, which is officially named "Fyre TV", apparently bought the firetv.com domain and has been around since 2008. Paid members can easily stream explicit XXX content straight to their TVs through Roku along with other 3rd party set-top boxes. It's quite an uncomfortable circumstance for Amazon, as the term "amazon" itself could take on a whole new meaning on the alternate sight. 

College Course in "Miley Cyrus"

How about an easy "A" in college "Twerking 101"..?? It's happening folks!  Scholars registered at Skidmore College in upstate NY, are likely to be twerking for their study credits this summer season . The college has reported it’ will be incorporating “The Sociology of Miley Cyrus : Race , Class , Gender and Media” to its directory of  course studies. Based on the School webpage , the students are going to analyze primary matters of internationalization, considering the interplay among race, class, and also gender, along with a take on feminist analysis of mass media and sociology of media in regards to the Miley “problem.” Miley is the newest musical artist to be the focal point of a college or university course , Rutgers University currently provides a course on Beyonce not to mention college students who enroll in Georgetown may take a course on Jay-Z . Meanwhile, we're holding out for a course in Beiber Bottle throwing.

Man Arrested For Trying to Sneak Weed Into Senate

A man actually tried to sneak weed into the Senate Gallery. US Capitol Police in DC say 32 yr old Sherman Edwards Jr was arrested Thursday afternoon after the pot was found during a routine search. Visitors to the Senate have to go through metal detectors and have their belongings searched to get inside. Police say officers found a "green leafy substance" that later tested positive for marijuana. Edwards has been charged with possession of both marijuana and drug paraphernalia. Hang in there stoner, weed will probably be legal soon. 

Girl gets slapped in the face by a whale

A video has surfaced on the internet of a student on vacation in Mexico getting smacked in the face while on a whale watching tour boat. This gives a whole new meaning to being up and close with nature. The whale comes extremely close to the boat with the tail in clear view of  the passengers. As the tail of the whale goes up above onlookers heads taking everyone on board by surprise. The fish-slapping episode is actually quite hilarious. Fortunately, no passengers or the whale were injured.

Woman Jailed For Late VHS Rental - WTF

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